did my mom really slip me a mickey

pretty sure my mom slipped me something back in spring of 91,
like that of Leah giving mandrakes to Rachel for a night with
Jacob, but in the melee, Rachel gave the mandrakes to Ruben,

In chap 49 of genesis Jacob talks of Ruben on his couch, this is
sex with Rachel,

when Samson was sheared it wasn't his real hair, I believe Delilah
gave him mandrakes, they never blinded him either, he became the
epitome of the future Nebuchanezzar,

losing your nut off drugs being given to Ruben, to Samson & to
Nebuchadnezzar, oh ya, samson never got blinded, he just went
off his nut & when that happened they put him to grinding the mill,

this would have been what Joshua's mom did to Jesus, a lil mixy mixy
& boom Jehovah is born into a man,

if not for the medling of all these women nothing would have ever
happened that was massive & ethereal like Samson or Jesus or 7 years
of nuttery for Nebucadnezzar,

oh ya, me too, not one bit of magical arts would have yielded
these men if not for the meddling of these women,

oh ya, no literal blindness for samson, just a years long nut camp for
the guy so tough like Nebuchadnezzer, but women meddling created a
mass problem for these guys who when literate again ruined entire civilizations,

I bet you a double nut in Nina James that Saul had been openly talking about
a faith in Jesus, & bomb, I bet his guys put mandrakes in his stuff & that is
what created his entire life of ,ministry,

he didn't start off his ministry till the guys spiked his drink,

same with Jesus, bet you a double nut that they put something in the
nard that nutted both Mary Mags & Jesus to throw him over to get
wang high jacked,