so the house of the congress & senate all get kidnapped

so the house of the congress & senate
all get kidnapped, the kidnappers say
they want 10 thousand dollar other
wise they will etch a picture on the moon
of Obama's wife's breasts,

the kidnappers say they want the 10 thousand
dollars by thanks giving, but the CIA wait
till christmas to go in & evacuate the
politicians, the kidnappers say they will
emasculate every male & pull out the uterus
of every female if the funds aren't delivered
by thanks giving,

so the CIA waits till christmas to evacuate the
victims & when they get their non of the
poloticians have any arms or legs or private
parts,

people asked why the CIA took so long but
all they said was red tape,