adding Realemon Juice to my tea as a detox

stuff by me in the early years 94-04 or so

the whistle & your own most important parts

I was out back in the alley behind the
Venom & Tail Club Room & Bordello,
I looked around to see if any one was
near, nope, so I drop trah & took a pee,


I look over & a cat is watching me, I
wink at at the rascal, so the lil gaffer
starts to walk closer, & I smile, then
see another cat walking down a fire
ladder, I think ah cute, so I look to
my left & two cats are walking down
the lane,

I smile & fake a meow at them, they
start prancing towards me, I belt up
& kneek down to pet the one closest,

he stops a few yards ahead of me &
rolls on his back, I move in to scratch
his belly, I reach down & the mother
locks all claws & teeth on my hands,

I try to recoil but two cats leap on my
legs & now Ièm in mortal kombat with
4 or 5 cats, I'm limping, & pawing at
these four legged death traps,

some chick comes out the back & just
begins to squat when she sees me, I
screech like a AC-130 & the chick's
bladder blows like a duck firing the
exhaust of the tail pipes, I look over
at her as she grimaces in a rain on her
march shoes of madness,

the bouncer comes out & the door closes
as the cats come out for a meal for three,

the Adirondack Mountains & Bela Lagosi' s Ghost

during the spring run off I was doing some
renovations on the suites at the Adirondack
Mountains, a few of them had saunas &
whirlpool tubs, but most of them had both
pappi male & mammalian female restrooms,

one room I went to still had the occupant in
bed, I surprised her & she gave me a shock,

I apologized & she with a swagger of confidence
replied, is this a house call but I'm not at home
so maybe I'm correct that you're room service,
I said I'm here for the plumbing & to shave
some wood,

she snickered & said the plumbing fine, but let me
shave the wood & you have a deal, I choked on my

dunkin donut & she smiled, I closed the door &
walked closer to her bed & she said catch, as
I reached out & in mid air catch a spermicide
vessel, I put it in my lips like a cigar & she
laughed,

I then threw my work belt on the sofa & her
husband comes out of the washroom with a
big grin,

dooooofffff,

head shot

& the beast awoke from the fatal head wound, &
they said, who then can make war with the beast,

shallah nah dah nah, no pah lah dah nach ah tah lah dach

the time @ Risque Martin's & the Pale Delta

was my first time visiting Vermont, Pale Delta,
the first time I had a chance to see the best version
of little red riding hood was while in the bus to
Pale Delta,

I ran into a mid 40s Latina babe while I was just
turning 21, it was a nice early April Fool's day &
you know what I had a hunger like the wolf, she
didn't look too waff, goodness she could have
been Lionel Ritchie's muse for Brick House,

my gosh, the tail feather on this girl made the
dolphin in me part the waters of her season in
the Serengeti & the desire of a Maincoon for
the antlers of a Musk deer,

as would have it, we had the Magic of a box of
chocolates & after 8 we gave it a rest till she let
me writhe one more time in the forward & the
rug a by made of the stubble of a lady's Schick,

booyah, Meow Meow, she taught a young lion
the pride of Samson dipping his hand in the honey
to take a meal,

the Last Day @ work, & the Breakfast of Champions

I was on my second trip to "Hell A"
& was just letting my hair down in the
City of Angelous,

I was looking around for a bike shop
that my Heavenly Father might like
to frequent, instead I ran into the
Dredd Locks & Blame Tattoo shop,

I never heard of Dredd Locks &
Blame but I found out after arriving
that it is a little secret of the niches
there in LA, I guess that "Dreddies"
as they heartedly call services the
under current of female & male talent
on the club dancer's league,

so I went in to dear ole Dreddies & told
them I was a new dancer as I was migrating
from the Model Talent Runway affair,
so the guy asks me if I had a bell end,
I'm like what, a bellend what's that,
so he opens a book to the page he was
after, I was kind of shocked, but the
two girls I was with talked me into it,

I had my drawers on the floor & one girl
on each side holding my hands, then bang,
he thrust with the force of the arrow in
Achilies heel & boom the blood shot up
& hit the piercing agent in the left eye,
I passed out, hit the floor & ripped the
needle out of my once spotless helmet,
ever since that fateful day I haven't been
able to show my forehead in public due
to the fatal wound to the beast,