ever wonder if Omnibill & his friends

Unknown · by **lanaj** » Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:20 pm

the biggest fattest chicks
always use the smallest fonts

Unknown · by **lanaj** » Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:08 pm

ever wonder if Omnibill & his friends
were in the air as people from the
whitehouse were calling 911

Unknown · by **lanaj** » Sat Jul 27, 2013 1:08 pm

if I gould cuppa nough to daj my woman taj nah hawl

if I could taj my woman to the oint that the hawl

would rare the cows of the straw in they hat at ratt ah tat tat,

don't bother the haz my mart has a mat to dery to pick up

if you haz cheese worgers, gimme some like qa beach comber

ant gel mima like cakes high & sticky withj syrup,

everytime I try to dangle I
gert a lot of spray, man,
why the split stream pee

the floor of my toilet got
a mess, I guess praying
won't help, maybe I'll get
some bon ami to clean it,

if my toilet like dis how teh
stench factory or the choline
in the resevior

Unknown · by **lanaj** » Fri Jul 26, 2013 1:23 am

if you had chats with a guy online & he was masquerading as
a woman, & you made a fast trip to try to visit the thought
woman, you find out it's a man when you get there,

you come back home & hear in the news of the first registered
sex change of a man to a woman,

or you have the hots for a chick & by the time she will give you
a chance is when she has lost her looks,

ever wonder what it would be like for Robert Downey Jr if one
day he woke up & the military drafted him cuz they thought he
was Mohammad Ali' s illegitimate son,

ever wonder what it would be like if the blind guy that Joshua
healed was richer than the Rothchilds & he feigned being poor
for Joshua to heal him then realize somehow that because he
feigned being poor that, that afternoon someone robbed him
as he had a party for getting his sight back,

Unknown · by **lanaj** » Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:43 pm

& by the time she came around in her mind to
give you a chance age set in & she ended up
looking butt ugly,

Unknown · by **lanaj** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 9:54 pm

unless all you do is look at the pictures in a porn magazine,
what kind of guy reads the stories, haha, after all the
pictures are what sell the book, why read the stories
when you have such beautiful photos,

you know what, those stories don't matter, it's ok, all
you need are these pictures, seriously, the stories don't
matter all you need are the pictures, it doesn't matter,
it's ok, it doesn't matter,

for the last 2-4 days I've wondered if Belshazzar
spiked his father's drink to make him go mad &
be put out of the kingdom so Belt could take it,

& one day when Nebuchadnezzar came too in the
kingdom of the medes & Persians that Nebu got a
guy of Belt's house to reciprocate & spike ole son
Belt's drink, that no one but ole Belt could see the
hand writing on the wall cuz he was the one who
drank the spiked drink,

the father learned while the son made a fatal error,
I wonder if a father could see it in his son & keep
education from him cuz the father knew beyond
the shadow of a doubt the son would never learn

I imagine a father could have seen the errors of
his ways when he had his first glass of milk

Unknown · by **lanaj** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 9:49 pm

unless you are too young to have learned how to read yet,
like Paul said when you leave behind childish things you
become a man, & part of being a man I would imagine
is being literate,

Unknown · by **lanaj** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 9:34 pm

I think you'd have to be gay for that huh

Unknown · by **lanaj** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 9:28 pm

I imagine Joseph when he was in jail learned
script & possibly was the one to create the
Egyptian hieroglyphs,

I imagine Joseph wrote his script on his prison
floor, I imagine he also created the make up
that is famously on the eyes of the Pharaohs,

I imagine he taught them the was of Jewry as
what Joseph knew from his childhood, I imagine
that Joseph created the Ujadt & possibly a lot
of the Egyptian mythology as it would have been
created out of the mythology of Jewry that Joseph
was familiar with,

the touch on Jacobs thigh & the thigh of Thor's
goat for his chariot, I can't figure out what the
touch on the thigh really meant, but I do know
that the hip girdle is where all the power in the
body comes from,

When Abraham took Isaac to mt Moria, it
certainly wasn't to kill him as those with hedged
minds would like to believe, it says that Abraham
tied up Isaac, this was to mean that Abraham
knew that Hagar wanted him dead, on the way
to Mt moria, he talked to his son about Hagar &
that she wanted him dead,

the term tied him up means that he was choking
out the talk of Hagar into his & Abraham's &
Sarah's ears, as Hagar was trying to talk Abraham
into killing isaac, so Abraham & Isaac walked, & I
imagine that when they got up the mount that
Ishmael was there & knew that Abraham wasn't
going to kill Isaac, so Ishmael went up the mountain,
& Abraham said that the Lord would provide,

So Abraham & Isaac went up the mount & most
likely Ishmael now knowing that Abraham was
probably leaving town, so Ishmael routed them
& the Lord gave favor to Abraham & to Isaac &
Abraham & Isaac both chopped up Ishmael &
their click who went to route Abraham & Isaac
cuz they believed that they were bucking out of
the area,

so the angel gave favor to Abraham & Isaac & in
this the click of Ishmael got taken to pieces, who
knows whether it were a literal angel or a guy with
power of word as a master of oration who helped
put out the eyes of the reality & loss of mental
awareness, who knows, maybe they all had dinner
& the angel fed to Ishmael& his click some mandrakes
& the lives of Abraham & Isaac were saved cuz off
the possible dinner of the mandrakes nutted the
sanity & clarity of Ishmael & his click & they all
turned into pcp or LSD or peyote nutted insane-itards,

in the gospels Joshua says that people will think you
need to kill people to impress God, I imagine if you
killed Jesus or his servants people might think you
are one step further to impress god if you had already
thought that killing people was what god wanted,

so if god wants people to kill other people I imagine
god would be that much happier if you killed all those
closest to him,

Unknown · by **lanaj** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 3:11 pm

the general who was such a public enemy to
mutants sure took a long walk, I wonder if
he could walk on water if he were to apologize
to Iraq & Nam,

ever wonder what the fighting is like in Iraq,
oh ya, house to house like the Paris of the
mid east turned into a battle field,

ever wonder what Beruit would be like if
they had the slurpee marts they have in
America, not a far cry when it's house
to house over in the west bank, gaza,
Iraq & Syria

Unknown · by **lanaj** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 2:41 pm

ever wonder if the feds feed their own personal
pan pizzas to the pope, or if they eat them all
on their own

Unknown · Wed Jul 17, 2013 12:40 am

as it stands though, if I were the man, I think one
of these days I'll get what I want no matter what
anyway so way bother giving a chance that's been
thrown in the dumpter with my shingle,

the way i look at it, for about 10 -11 months or so
I wake up 5-10 times a night in the first 2-3 hours
of sleep time, I spend that time in violent nausea
vomiting & suffocating due to the medication the
government of CDN forces me to take, other wise
I'd get locked up a 7th time since sept 2010,

yep, nice of my doctors to take good care of me huh,
not a care in the world other than making sure I'm
on my medication, try to talk to the doctor about the
vomiting & suffocating, so he gives me drips &
boots me out,

vomiting, oh ya still, not to mention the suffocating,
but you know what doctor knows best huh, must have
been why at our first visit he told me he might lock
me up again,

oh ya, you can complain about severe side effects
like that till you are blue in the face & all they will do
is send you for a blood test,

Unknown · by **lanaj** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 5:51 pm

if Jesus wife was pregnant & she got
beat up one December after they had
some preggers riding, I imagine their
child would have a lot of developmental
problems,

that is if the child weren't aborted from
the incident, if a child like that died,
who would there be to carry on Jesus
tradition of healing people

Unknown · by **lanaj** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 12:21 pm

imagine when Joshua said that you need to eat my flesh
& drink my blood that they finally took him up on his offer,

they though, hey if he can do all those miracles & he is
just a person with a lot of power that if we eat him, we
too will have his power,

so they hung the Lord till he was dead & the next couple
days they brought in herbs & aloes to season his body
so they could eat him,

the only reason why Mary Mags went to the tomb was
cuz she was hungry, & the pharisees bought off the
regents & the centurions on guard for the tomb cuz
the Pharisees probably wanted the regent government
to believe that the Pharisees ate Jesus as I believe that
cannibalism was a very strong suit for those in power in
the days of Joshua,

Unknown · by **lanaj** » Sun Jul 21, 2013 12:25 am

eat the vulva of beautiful women,
or just the metropolitan types at
least

Unknown · by **lanaj** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 10:57 pm

could you ever imagine raising another guy's kids

chicks who have been dirtied by the guys in their
lives, whether relationships or friends, booyah,
those women might as well be the children of
those guys,

chicks like that are pervasive in the culture we
live in, nearly every woman out there might as
well be the daughter of those guys who dirtied
them,

Unknown · by **lanaj** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 4:44 pm

if you are in a relationship with a woman who has
male friends, forget it, she'd rather cook for her
guy friends than play pin the tail on the donkey,

women who have kids, forget it, it's like dating
a chick who's married to the basketball team &
you are always benched

Unknown · by **lanaj** » Fri Jul 19, 2013 7:22 pm

if the cops ever ask you if you went by the lake
& your trunks are wet & you say you were down
at the beach, get ready to get arrested,

like me in sept of 2010, I went to visit Lummie,
I get there & it looked like her roomie was
uncomfortable with that so I bucked out on my
drive back home when I realized he must have
something for her,

so I get back go to bed & the next day I have
two cops who show up at my door & they tell me
that I'm suicidal, I couldn't figure it out cuz I
just went on a spur of the moment trip to
her town cuz I had been hoping for something
between us,

so I wake up the next day & the cops said I
was suicidal & they locked me up, this was the
lynch pin to a fast down wards spiral I had over
the last three years of getting arrested for seeing
an escort, I get home from that, I'm in the shower
& cops are at me door & tell me that I'm suicidal,

wow, sex makes you suicidal huh, or the time
I was being load cracking jokes with two homeless
I took out for lunch, I get home & the nurses are
there to take me away, or how about this, my doctor
didn't even show up for our Appt, soI walk & they
lock me for nearly a year for that one two,
the other time before that when the nurses came
by after my lunch I spent near a year locked up for
that too,

two weeks after I got out of my 5th lock up I
had a doctors appt & you know what if my mom
weren't with me, oh ya my nurse was trying to get
me locked up on that appt visit,

nice huh, not even a moment to catch my breath
the entire of the last three years without cops
arresting my for being innocent or my nurse &
doctor with an axe to grind,

if you don't know what emotional trauma is you don't
know my state, I have no mental illness, I suffer from
emotional trauma, there

after seeing the escort I went home for a shower hey,
I'm in the shower & I hear knocks on the door, it was
the cops, so I'm talking to them & you know what I guess
I was in the wrong & didn't know, but the officers
informed me that I was suicidal, I tried to talk myself
out of it, but I guess most guys in CDN seem to be
suicidal after sex,

one of the cops just out of nowhere grabs me, so what,
we're talking & he goes to grab me while we are in a
discussion, so I tried to pare out of instinct so then
all three beat me up, leave me bloody & use a grip choke
on my throat,

& you know what like most guys suicidal after sex they
took me to the psyche-ward where I spent 2- 3 months
cuz like I said, most CDN guys seem to be suicidal after
sex,

if escorts are illegal then I guess we would find out that
escort were soon removed from Craigslist, but you know
what if escorts are illegal for me, why aren't they for
the house of congress & the senate, but you know what,
if escorts are that bad, it must have been the reason the
CIA dusted their president,

you might wanna inform all the other presidents & prime
ministers that a little Monroe could leave you with a
black spot on your marriage, or that something as
meaning less as a spot of Monroe could defaced your
presidency to the point the USA janitors don't get rid
of the dirt when they are cleaning around the toilets
for black mold,

f the local cops wonder why I stay up so late,
go talk to my doctor, I'm not on these drugs
for my health,

I wake easily 5-10 times every night vomiting
& suffocating from the drugs I'm on, I could
complain about it to him one more time like
all the other times, but I think he is deaf,

if my doctor don't care about me waking 5-10
times a night violently vomiting & suffocating,
I don't think complaining about it one more time
is gonna help,

I've been on this drug since the last month I spent
in Kamloops with my latest stay & the final month
I was in penticton too, the nursing staff told me not
to vomit up my medication but I think that would
preclude the fact that I have to take the said
medication in the first place,

so if you have a complaint to me about my medication
may be you can take it up with the CDN government
& not with me, I usually try to stay awake as long as
I can to mitigate the severity of the medication, but
like I said, if you have a problem with my medication
don't talk to me cuz if I stop I'll get locked up again,

if me taking my medication is so much of a headache
for people talk to the PMO, cuz he has hired the people
that force near at gun point for me to take these
medications, & like every other time, if I don't follow
the rules & roll over dead then I will be considered to
be suicidal like every other time I have been politely
informed that I have been suicidal,

if taking my medication is such a problem, may be the
rcmp can come by one more time to politely inform me
that I'm suicidal, as lunch with the homeless, escorts,
vacations & walking out on my truant doctor seem to
be sticking points on my being suicidal

if the USA gov & MIT uni aren't happy enough with
stealing my Skynet program with no kick backs,
wow, I don't know what else I could give you,
how about my new nike sneakers I got a week ago,
will that even out on top of the Skynet Program you
never relied to me about,

what else do you want, my pocket lint,

seems that MIT uni not reimbursing me for my skynet
program has them enbittered with my generosity, if
a gift like that isn't appreciated I have no idea what
else they want for free that won't piss them off even
further, seeing how I guess they hated the twitter I
sent them & they got their backs up for possibly the
re-invention of fire,

if MIT uni & the USA government & the GRC are
still pissed off for the program I twittered maybe
they hate gifts like possibly the magna carta of
science, you know what if that's the world we live in,
wow, I'd love to come over & watch as they have their
co-workers & family over for dinner,

maybe if I came by on the thanksgiving & they had
their co-workers & family for dinner it would suit
them better than one more gift

like I said, I don't take these medications for my health,
booyah waking 5-10 times a night violently vomiting &
suffocating, I'm not seeing any kind of progress other
than the nice car my doctors & nurses drive around,

seriously try to be happy, I'm the one paying your bills

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